松林坡上砍过树，松鹤陵园盗过墓， 此生行尽天涯路，建院儿女就是酷。
大坪市场赶过场，汉渝南路嫖过娼， 万里长城万里长，建院儿女就是强。
科苑酒店下过药，瓷器口上挂过彩， 青山颜色终不改，建院儿女就是拽。
嘉陵江里洗过澡，三峡广场赛过跑， 天若有情天亦老，建院儿女就是叼。
扬公桥头打过劫，沙扬路口飙过血， 意气精魄坚如铁，建院儿女就是烈。
歌乐山上练过武，八二三里嗨过舞， 天下英雄皆入土，建院儿女就是虎。
川外床上流过汗，渝州宾馆吃过饭， 也曾弯弓射大雁，建院儿女就是赞。
南山坡上吹过风，珊瑚公园立过功， 万山览遍此为峰，建院儿女就是凶。
派出所里睡过觉，公安局里报过到， 曾与将军驱虎豹，建院儿女就是冒。
地主桌上翻过本，二综楼里吸过粉， 千秋家国血未冷，建院儿女就是狠.
不知道哪位哥们写的这一首烂诗,把我们建院儿女写的太过堕落了吧?不过倒是有点写实主义哟.
这些地名太过熟悉了,过去的一切都仿佛厉厉在目.如今,毕业都二年了.
怀念我的大学青葱岁月.怀念我在建院的日子!
2006年9月29日星期五
2006年9月27日星期三
成人英语笑话及翻译
注:这些笑话载自www.jokes4all.net 看着觉得好笑就把它们载过来并进行翻译一下,顺便练下翻译,呵呵
[1]
10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date.20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place.36% of the women favour nudity.45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes.46% of the women experienced anal sex.
70% of the women prefer sex in the morning.80% of the men have never experienced homosexual relations.90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest.99% of the women have never experienced sex in the office.
Conclusion:
Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.
Moral:
Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it!10%的女性会在第一次约会里一小时做爱。20%男人有过在一非传统的地方做爱。36%的女性喜欢裸体。45%的女性喜欢蓝色眼珠皮肤暗黑的男人46%的女性有过肛交经历70%女性喜欢清晨做爱80%的男性从来没有过同性性关系经验。90%的女性喜欢在森林里做爱。99%的女性从来没有过办公室做爱的经历。
结论
数据说明，你最好尝试一下在早上的森林里与一个看去去怪怪的女人做爱，而不是在每一天黄昏时在办公室做爱。
不要在办公室待太晚。绝不会有什么好事发生的。
[2] Little Johnny came home from school one day and went by his mom's room. The door was open, so he looked in and saw his mom lying on the bed naked moaning and touching herself saying, "Ooh, I need a man! I need a man!"
The next day, Little Johnny got home from school and saw his mom lying on the bed naked with a naked guy on top of her. So Little Johnny ran to his room, stripped down naked, and started to touch himself, while moaning, "Ooh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
小约翰一天从学校回家，经过妈妈的房间。门开着，他向内看了下发现他妈妈赤裸着身子躺在床上呻吟，一边摸自己一边说：噢，我要一个男人，我要一个男人！第二天，小约翰从学校回家时看见他妈赤裸着身子躺在床上，而另一个裸体男子趴在她身上。于是小约翰马上跑进房间脱掉衣服赤身裸体躺在床上开始自摸，一边呻吟道：噢，我要一辆自行车，我要一辆自行车！
[3]
A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.
"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."
"Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."
一富翁从赌博之旅回到家中，告诉他的妻子，他已经失去了他所有的财富。因此，他们的生活将会有个极大的变化。“如果你会下厨的话，那我们可以把厨师给辞了”他说。“好的，”老婆答道，“如果你能够学会如何做爱的话，那我们可以把园丁给辞了。”
[1]
10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date.20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place.36% of the women favour nudity.45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes.46% of the women experienced anal sex.
70% of the women prefer sex in the morning.80% of the men have never experienced homosexual relations.90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest.99% of the women have never experienced sex in the office.
Conclusion:
Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.
Moral:
Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it!10%的女性会在第一次约会里一小时做爱。20%男人有过在一非传统的地方做爱。36%的女性喜欢裸体。45%的女性喜欢蓝色眼珠皮肤暗黑的男人46%的女性有过肛交经历70%女性喜欢清晨做爱80%的男性从来没有过同性性关系经验。90%的女性喜欢在森林里做爱。99%的女性从来没有过办公室做爱的经历。
结论
数据说明，你最好尝试一下在早上的森林里与一个看去去怪怪的女人做爱，而不是在每一天黄昏时在办公室做爱。
不要在办公室待太晚。绝不会有什么好事发生的。
[2] Little Johnny came home from school one day and went by his mom's room. The door was open, so he looked in and saw his mom lying on the bed naked moaning and touching herself saying, "Ooh, I need a man! I need a man!"
The next day, Little Johnny got home from school and saw his mom lying on the bed naked with a naked guy on top of her. So Little Johnny ran to his room, stripped down naked, and started to touch himself, while moaning, "Ooh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
小约翰一天从学校回家，经过妈妈的房间。门开着，他向内看了下发现他妈妈赤裸着身子躺在床上呻吟，一边摸自己一边说：噢，我要一个男人，我要一个男人！第二天，小约翰从学校回家时看见他妈赤裸着身子躺在床上，而另一个裸体男子趴在她身上。于是小约翰马上跑进房间脱掉衣服赤身裸体躺在床上开始自摸，一边呻吟道：噢，我要一辆自行车，我要一辆自行车！
[3]
A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.
"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."
"Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."
一富翁从赌博之旅回到家中，告诉他的妻子，他已经失去了他所有的财富。因此，他们的生活将会有个极大的变化。“如果你会下厨的话，那我们可以把厨师给辞了”他说。“好的，”老婆答道，“如果你能够学会如何做爱的话，那我们可以把园丁给辞了。”
2006年9月25日星期一
When We Two Parted
When We Two Parted
by George Gordon Byron, Lord Byron
WHEN we two parted
In silence and tears,
Half broken-hearted
To sever for years,
Pale grew thy cheek and cold,
Colder thy kiss;
Truly that hour foretold
Sorrow to this.
The dew of the morning
Sunk chill on my brow—
It felt like the warning
Of what I feel now.
Thy vows are all broken,
And light is thy fame:
I hear thy name spoken,
And share in its shame.
They name thee before me,
A knell to mine ear;
A shudder comes o'er me—
Why wert thou so dear?
They know not I knew thee,
Who knew thee too well:
Long, long shall I rue thee,
Too deeply to tell.
In secret we met—
In silence I grieve,
That thy heart could forget,
Thy spirit deceive.
If I should meet thee
After long years,
How should I greet thee?
With silence and tears.
by George Gordon Byron, Lord Byron
WHEN we two parted
In silence and tears,
Half broken-hearted
To sever for years,
Pale grew thy cheek and cold,
Colder thy kiss;
Truly that hour foretold
Sorrow to this.
The dew of the morning
Sunk chill on my brow—
It felt like the warning
Of what I feel now.
Thy vows are all broken,
And light is thy fame:
I hear thy name spoken,
And share in its shame.
They name thee before me,
A knell to mine ear;
A shudder comes o'er me—
Why wert thou so dear?
They know not I knew thee,
Who knew thee too well:
Long, long shall I rue thee,
Too deeply to tell.
In secret we met—
In silence I grieve,
That thy heart could forget,
Thy spirit deceive.
If I should meet thee
After long years,
How should I greet thee?
With silence and tears.
2006年9月15日星期五
2006年9月6日星期三
飞机上最不能叫的一个名字
不知道怎么搞的,在飞机上会忽然想起这个事,以前上课的时候老师也说过,在飞机上最不能叫的一个名字是JACK,因为一旦你同他打声招呼,"hi,jack",旁人则会听成hijack,也就是劫机了.这时你说的是真是假,空警第一件事就会过来把你制服,而且飞机可能会迫降到附近机场.然后你也会被扭送到警局去了.
当时很想同周围的人说一下这件事,可一想到这么恐怖的后果,就算了.
当时很想同周围的人说一下这件事,可一想到这么恐怖的后果,就算了.